i'm bored. the typhoon is here, and the beaches are closed so i can't surf, so i'm just gonna bitch about the stupid cops that have the balls to say they can give you a fucking ticket for swimming! bastards! they don't own the fucking water, and its not there problem whether or not i risk my own life, how can they do that! oh well.
this last weekend was cool, even though i spent most of it intoxicated, i feel as if i learned some good lessaons. and here they are in no particular order:
1. never drink beer after 6 shots of vodka
2. sleeping on the floor may seem comfortable at first but in the morning when you sober, it fucking kills.
3. the swimming pool at ceasars park hotel is warm, and easy to sneak into.
4. jumping off nixons is funner naked
5. rain feels like bullets when your riding a scooter
6. those dance dance revolution things is what creates bad dancers.
7. smokey joes has a cool waitress
8. if you think you can fly..don't ever, i mean ever try to
9. if someone tells you that there is a big party on a private beach in the middle of nowhere...its bullshit, don't go
10. banging your head on a bar can cause serious brain damage..
11. and kids, always give into peer pressure, it makes the night more entertaining for everyone | 
